Baby Shower 1
14 Jun

Let them eat cake

It’s amazing what you can find on the Internet in the early hours of the morning, when you’re busy trying to pump milk out of your breasts.

First off, thank you to Kat from Rock n Roll Bride for sending this gem to me. It was the beginning of a journey of weirdness for me at 4am, as one link led to another. I had to wonder for a second if I was hallucinating due to lack of sleep, but, no, these really do exist.

So without further adieu, literally feast your eyes on these scrumptious baby shower cakes, gathered together in one yummy place by Pregnant Chicken. In a lot of these cases, you can just imagine the person who made it thinking, “Sh*t. Well, it’s too late to change it now.” I especially feel that way about Baby Ethan’s cake. I can only assume he’s sitting on a TV because they are making a series about why he looks like that stomach alien from Total Recall. This makes me feel relieved that my baby shower had tasteful watermelon-themed cupcake. Looks like I got off lightly on that one!

Clicking on from there led me to this website, where you can buy Afro-style wigs for your baby. It begs the question: “Why?” Poor Chloe. This photo may trump the traditional baby-in-the-bath photo for eventual teenage embarrassment.

Well, I’ve got my morning ounce of expressed milk, so I’m going back to bed now. Please, lord, I beg you that I don’t have dreams of Baby Ethan, Baby Tristan, or being forced to eat a cake that looks like a uterus.




  1. 14 Jun


    Oh my goodness! I have tears rolling down my face from seeing those cakes!

  2. 14 Jun

    Deborah Tracey

    Darth Vadar carrying a baby??? ha ha, well I can honestly say you won’t see another like it!

  3. 15 Jun


    OMG, freakiest cakes ever. I am horrified!

  4. 16 Jun


    Oh Julia so funny – sitting here grinning at my desk. And that is why I dont bake cakes – leave it to the professionals I say!

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